Hail, Drunkards! This web page is merely a pale light-beer shadow of an actual physical paper magazine by, about and for boozeheads such as yourself. Inside find sample articles, interviews, booze fiction, hangover cures, drinking advice, health news and drink recipes suited for the today's modern drunkard. If you'd like this fine magazine delivered to your door then, for the love of God and Whiskey, click here. To see what's in a typical issue, click here. If you'd rather spend your money on a twelve pack, well, who can blame you? Not us. Get loaded, baby! This page will be updated monthly so be sure to check back. If you want to submit fiction, poetry or fact, click here.
News From The Front
Editor Frank Rich explains why we must drink, and heavily.
The Beer Brewing Monkeys Of Borneo
Long thought the figment of sailors' imaginations, recent studies have revealed the existence of these savvy primates who know how to make fermented brew and throw one hell of a party. Giles Humbert III quizzes Dr. Roger Curlman, the British anthropologist who lived with the savage and drunken beasts.
Boozonics: Mysterious Language Of The Drunkard
Does the ramblings of fellow drunks confuse rather than amuse? Well, no more, as Modern Drunkard Magazine gives you the full unabridged translation. You'll be jabbering like a wino in no time.
Hollywood and Hooch: Slurring On The Set
They weren't always acting--great slurs from great movies.
Drinking With Papa
In the first of a three part series, MDM explores the passionate affair between Ernest Hemingway and Alcohol.
