What You'll Find In A Typical Issue of Modern Drunkard Magazine:

Health News--Drinking is good for you and we've the medical reports to prove it.

Free booze--A calendar of every free drink in town (Denver now, more cities later.)

Interviews--With the drunkards who are on the cutting edge of the drinking revolution.

Hooching Through History-- Pounding booze didn't start with Budweiser--a backward glance at the greatest drinking eras.

Drunkard Of The Month--A much sought after award given to the best of the worst.

Liquor Reviews--From Thunderbird to the finest wines, no potable is spared.

Columns--Informative and humorous jabberings, including the Concerned Cad, Wino Wisdom, Innocence Amok, News From The Front, Alcoholics Unanimous, Postcards From Skid Row, Me Against All The Booze In The World and Alcohol On The Airwaves.

Booze Fiction and Wino Poetry--Top rate prose and poetry by some the of the world's best wineheads.

Bad Comics That Mean Well--Cartoons with a drunkard's perspective.

Plus major articles and front line coverage of every major drinking event in the country. What are you waiting for? Click the icon below and join the Drunkard Revolution!

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